OHSHCpikachu

You sat down on the couch in your living room with a spoon in one hand and a pudding cup in the other. Putting the spoon in your mouth you reached up to turn off the light, leaving only the light of the TV for you to see. Tonight was going to be your nice and easy night. You were dressed in your most comfortable pajamas which consisted of a light weight tank top that didn't quite cover your stomach and your favorite pair of light blue briefs. Because it was the middle of summer and it was quite hot at night, you normally slept without pants on. Besides, it was really comfortable. You had popped in one of your favorite movies, Love and O

“Yo, like what the fuck are you even wearing?” “Shut the fuck up, Dirk.” “Is something like that even legal in like, Canada?” “What the hell does Canada have to do with this?” “You probably killed all their mooses and stuck them on that sweater, Dave.” “It’s meese.” “What?” “It’s not mooses, bro. It’s meese.” “It’s ameesing that you’re still wearing that sweater.” “That was pretty ironically lame, Dirk.” “Yeah? I’d like to see you do better.” “Moose out of the

“Uh. Hey Dirk?” “Sup, Dave?” “The fuck are you wearing?” “These, my dear twin, are called clothes. I’m simply sitting here, idly reading my book, and you are insisting on intruding in my space.” “I’m not talking about your clothes fucktard! I’m talking about your jacket!” “Oh this? I make one cute bear don’t I?” “You’ve got to be hot as hell in that.” “Yeah, perhaps so.” “So? Take it off.” “Nah.” “Why not?” “Why do you care?” “I don’t want to have

 “Home late again I see.” You said hearing the front door open and close knowing it was your boyfriend, Al, getting back from a day with his friends. You stood in front of the sink washing some dishes from making dinner. “Up late again I see?” You hear his voice as you felt his arms wrap around your midsection as he rested his chin on your shoulder. You smiled turning your head towards him. “I was waiting for you to get home. I made dinner.” You felt him look over seeing his favorite meal on the stove top in a plastic bowl waiting for him. You heard him sigh as you turned your head to him again. “

Intro ...America. This was a bad, bad idea. Very bad. So bad you had half a mind to jump out a window bad. “Are you sure about this, Alfie?” you asked uneasily as your American friend pulled you along, the looming haunted house attraction in the distance growing with each step. “I don’t really think–” “Shush, _____!” Alfred exclaimed excitedly, effectively cutting you off as he turned his head to flash you a beaming smile. “I’m absolutely sure, dude! This is gonna be awesome!” You sighed. Great. Ever since some haunted house attraction had suddenly opened up out of now

“(Name)!” Lovino, (Name)’s boyfriend of six years, called her out for the millionth time. (Name) was actually busy reading fanfics and didn’t want to be disturbed right now. She kept ignoring the Italian’s calls for her, until she grew tired of hearing her name more than a millionth time. She grumpily stomped downstairs; annoyed that she was disturbed, even if it was her boyfriend. “What?” “You know what (Name)? I really don’t like your name.” Lovino complained at her. Her brow twitched and her blood starts to boil. HE INTERRUPTED HER JUST FOR THAT?! She just breathed in and tried

You sighed as you picked up yet another beer mug and started wiping it down with the grungy rag you held in your hand. Stupid job. Why did your boyfriend make you get it again? Oh yeah. He said it would be good for you if you started earning an income of your own. The guy's a freaking millionaire. Plus I live with him, so I don't really see why I needed to get this job. I mean, I understand why he wanted me to get a job. That's perfectly reasonable. But couldn't that have waited until I'm done with college and have my degree? Why did he push me to get a job? And why is he letting me work here? I could get raped for crying out loud!

Well, that little 'punishment' that happened multiple times led to you getting pregnant.  You and Gilbert were so happy!  When you skipped your period, which was supposed to be a week after the first day that (b/n) went to school, you got worried that there might be something wrong with you.  So you went to the doctors and they told you you were pregnant.   You were so happy that you called Gilbert as soon as you got out of the doctors and he was already home hugging you happily.  When you told (b/n), he blinked confused at first, but after a little explaining aboutt brothers and sisters he got it.  The look on his cute little face warmed yo

You guys fucked. The End.

Norway x Reader               A large smirk appeared on your face. You had a playful glint in your (e/c) eyes. Everything was about to fall into place. "I can't wait to see his reaction," you snickered to yourself. "It'll be priceless!" You wiggled your fingers above the keyboard, and clicked send. "Now, I wait…heh-heh….." you put your fingers together, as an evil mastermind would. "BWAHAHAHAHA-" your evil laughter was interrupted by your friend, who was at the moment, one of your victims. He probably wouldn't care that much, since he enjoyed pranking and trolling others with you. "__________? I heard THAT laugh….what